nighthawk67:

tyriankarkat:

essay-storage:

fleaz:

can someone please make a tumblr for old essays and everyone can just upload their essays and others can steal them for free come on guys 

I’m here!

STOP

STOP

STOP

STOP

1. STOP

• STOP.

THIS IS CALLED PLAGIARISM. AND IT IS ILLEGAL.

Marijuana I also illegal and everyone on this site uses that I vote for it

Great argument, I’ll try it next time I shoot somebody

flower-fairie:

you haven’t experienced awkward until you’ve tried to tickle someone who isn’t ticklish 

Even more awkward, Saer’s ticklish but the rest of us aren’t. So people who have tickled him before find us suddenly not ticklish. Awkward as fuck man.
- Alan

sodii:

marapedic:

mortimus-maximus:

bronzebasilisk:

excessunrated:

tyleroakley:

“What Old People Think About Gay Sex”

At first I didn’t understand why there weren’t any comments on this, but by the end of the video I kind of understood.

haha oh man this was actually really adorable, i laughed

I don’t think I have laughed harder in my life.

WANNA KNOW WHAT THE F STANDS FOR

im laughing so hard jesus christ

New life motto: “You can have a lot of fun in life being a slut”
- Alan

Dude, pretty sure that was already your life motto
- Saer

vishka-koshka:

I love my lips

…am I even allowed to comment?
- Levi

No. No you’re not.
- Alan

Just deleted two people we actually talk to on a weekly-ish basis for being tired of their anti-gun control shit

I’m sorry but I’m fed up with the stupid arguments & we have better things to do than get into an argument with someone on the internet because you think knives & guns are equal levels of dangerous

Fucker the last time someone was killed long range in one hit with a knife was fuckin’ Call of Duty, get that shit outta here

Sometimes it’s weird feeling & hearing all of our conflicting stances on issues, this current event of the bombs in Boston being an example. I’m of course worried about the safety of those in Boston; Alan is equally worried, but agrees with the post that the bombings in Iraq should have equal representation in International news; Marcelo & Levi are meanwhile entirely apathetic to both bombings

It’s strange when you have to dissect the thoughts in your head to figure out who’s forming them

guceubcuesu:

great April Fools prank idea, replace all the sugar in your house with heroin

“Oh man my friends are gonna be so pissed when they realize they shot up with sugar!” is probably gonna be the next popular reblog from this
- Alan

What kind of shitty heroin do you have where it’s pure white? Go black or go home fucker
- Levi

God damn it guys, this is why nobody reblogs from us
- Saer

Anonymous asked: I don't know where in the sexual preference spectrum you fall, but I'd LOVE to suck that dick of yours. OMFG. That foreskin, the pubes, ASDFGHJKL. You're fucking sexy. I'm a dude btw.

Saer is mostly straight, Levi & Marcelo are entirely straight, but I’m bi & flattered :3

Man, we just want someone to talk to

This sucks